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» Send me a ship and i’ll rate it

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vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

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becomemorefit:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals

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1 - 42 because why not :D

Sorry for the delay,m today was kinda buys @.@

Have you ever: 
1. Skipped class? 
no
2. Done drugs? 
no
3. Self harmed?
yes 
4. Drank?
yes 
5. Shoplifted? 
no
6. Gotten a tattoo? 
want one
7. Broken up with someone? 
no
What’s your favorite: 
8. Show? 
Adventure time cus I’m a nerd like that
9. Selfie? 
*shrug*
10. Song? 
Honeybee, Steampowered Giraffe, it’s me and my girlfriend’s song
11. Tumblr? 
I have like 5
12. Singer/Band? 
Steampowered Giraffe or Hollywood Undead
13. Memory? 
DEFINITELY EATING THE GOD DAMN JALAPENO, CUS THAT WAS SO AMAZING
no it’s obviously got to be the day my girlfriend Paige said yes to me asking her out, it was the happiest day of my life and still is. I’m still dumbfounded I found someone as amazing as her
14. Book? 
The Book of Lost Things
This or that: 
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? 
Invisibility 
16. Cookies or Cake? 
Pie
17. Twitter or Facebook? 
Facebook
18. Movies or Books? 
Books
19. Coke or Sprite? 
Sprite
20. Blind or Deaf? 
Blind
21. Tea or Coffee? 
Tea
What’s your: 
22. Age? 
17
23. Sign? 
GEMINI FTW BIIIAAAATCH
24. Height? 
5’6
25. Sexual orientation? 
Bisexual
26. Shoe size? 
9.5/10???
27. Religion?
No religion, but I believe there is a god
28. Longest relationship? 
8 months
Opinion on: 
29. Gay rights? 
Everyone has a right to be themselves
30. Second chances? 
depends
31. Long distance relationships? 
in one
32. Abortion? 
not your body
33. The death penalty? 
put them down, make them pay
34. Marijuana ? 
….
35. Love? 
<3
Do you: 
36. Believe in ghost? 
eh
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? 
both
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? 
closed
39. Love someone? 
YESSSSSSS
40. Still watch cartoons? 
Yes
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? 
Girlfriend
42. Like yourself?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHahahahahahah….hahah……hah………hehe….. *wipes a tear* oh boy that was a good one …heh
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» Send me a couple numbers to find out:
Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
4. Drank?
5. Shoplifted?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
8. Show?
9. Selfie?
10. Song?
11. Tumblr?
12. Singer/Band?
13. Memory?
14. Book?
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
What's your:
22. Age?
23. Sign?
24. Height?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
27. Religion?
28. Longest relationship?
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
32. Abortion?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
35. Love?
Do you:
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
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cluster-n:

…are you guys oKAY?!

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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didyouknowgaming:

Pokemon.

http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2040095,00.html

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shubbabang:

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Friends and I were talking about Karkat reacting to laser pointers like a cat would so this piece of shit exists now

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nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

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kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

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These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

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charlesoberonn:

Other fandoms when there’s an update:

Homestuck fandom when there’s an update:

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iliekkittehs:

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u-got-my-dick-message:

dear my non-homestuck followers,

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Then there would be no challenge to it
Anonymous

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you’re an asshole

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